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==1==
You're late!
I know, I'm sorry It was a lot of traffic
Liam Liu
Profile
So, you know Kung Fu?
Err...
What kind of art are you?
Err...
I, I don't have a ...
Oh, you know what I love? I love suspenders
You don't know Martial Arts?
No
It says so on your resume that you know Martial Art
Is there Martial Art in this commercial?
I thought it was for toothpaste
Where are you from?
New York City
Queens, actually
But I went to Dolton, so
I retain the same leader's arrogance No, I mean what's your ethnicity?
I'm Chinese
Speak Chinese?
Not fluently
It says here speaks Chinese fluently
I'm sorry, is there Chinese in this commercial?
I thought it was like
OK, thank you very much for coming, Liam
What? That's it?
I didn't even get to read yet
Well, we are looking for Japanese, actually
隐士简评:第一场面试有意思,问会不会中国功夫、会不会说中文,真是哪壶不开提哪壶,结果是招日本人。

==2==
Where am I staying?
Jing Mao Tower
Tower?
I'm staying in a tower?
Yes
So, do we tip them or something?
Not necessary
Please
Hey, How do you say thank you?
Xia ya nong
Xia ya nong
No no no gratitude is necessary
Oh, it's OK,  I'm not being gratitude Just giving you the tip
Thank you
Oh no
We do need to do anything here
Really? Yeah
This is like Jewish heaven
Yeah
(OK, thank you for bringing the luggage here)
Wow Look at that
If I have a house here
Why am I in a hotel?
House empty, all furniture's gone
But don't be worry
We'll meet the buy tomorrow
You'll get the money and
go back to America
It's no problem OK
隐士简评:住金茂上面不给小费,太不像话了,隐士在上海好些高档酒店看到过客人给服务员小费,算是与国际接轨吧,这男一号的表弟挺扣的,符合上海人小市民风范。

==3==
Who do you think you are
You American think you can take anything you want?
I don't think that
You don't think that?
Who discovered America? Who discovered America?!
Christopher Columbus?
I forget
That's want you learned in school, right?
But I want to find out
How he can DISCOVERY a country
with already more than 40,000,000 native Americans
Where are they now?
They welcomed you with open arms
And you killed them all
I guess we have different text book, huh?
Look, I'm Chinese
My parent went to America as Immigrants
You'll never be Chinese
You were raised on cheese burgers and pizza
You may think you have discovered China
But we have been here for thousands of years
And I'm not gonna stand around watch you take what's right for me
隐士简评:这段有点过了,一个上海流氓是没有这样的见识的,有这样的见识也不屑做什么小流氓了。隐士猜导演任大伟迫切想把这个观点融入电影,可惜融入地不太好。不过道理还是有一点的。

==4==
My Xiaoyin
I have missed you these past few months
And I regret that I cannot be with you during this venerable time
I hope that my mother is taking good care of you
Because she is so exited to become a grandmother
I am working hard in Suzhou
To save enough money
For us to go to America
I hope to make enough money
So that we can go before you give birth
I want our son to be born there
So he can become the president of the United States one day
Please know, you'll always be with me
Liu Yi
隐士简评:寥寥数语揭示了男一号是在中国怀上的,算是找到根了。

==5==
So, you could ramble on about it with me
for the rest of the day
Or, or
You could call her
You know what, I'm not gonna call her
I'm gonna go over there
I got it Thanks
How you're gonna get there?
You've sold your car
I'll walk, I'll run, I'll fly over there
Catch you later
Nobody walks in L.A.
隐士简评:很有名的一句Nobody walks in L.A.

==6==
I made some bad decisions
and I'm trying to get them right
I chopped them where to live in
and stored them out of sight
I've gone reputational
running from a fight
When the situation
is out my hands
Sometimes you've got to go to stay
Let the eastest fades for where it may
Drop the masquerade like a life could make
Give it all away
We had a conversation
it was more than what we've sad
we had a destination
we could see it up ahead
To my imagination run
winds around up my head
Trying not to face that
Slipping away
Sometimes you've got to go to stay
Let the eastest fades for where it may
Drop the masquerade like a life could make
Give it all away
What're you doing here?
I came to see you
And I know I'm probably the last person you want to see right now
I wouldn't blame you if you slam the door in my face
And I deserve it
I get the door slammed
Who is it, sweetie?
Just, Chinese
Great
Go to Paris
What
I want you to go to Paris
I want you to see the world
I want you to do what you're passionate about
When I was in Shanghai
I had a lot of time to think
Nobody spoke English
And the movies there suck
But, I realized how badly I treated you.
I mean you have so much heart
You can sing to the world
And I always made it seem like you needed me.
You don't, you never did
I'm the one who needed you.
And I was scared
Scared of you growing up
Scared of you wake up one morning
and realizing that you didn't need me
Scared of you going off to Paris
seeing the whole world out there without me.
But I'm not scared anymore.
And I love enough to let you go
You dumped me
And then you have this epiphany in Shanghai
And now you're standing here basically giving me permission to live my life?
And by the way, news flash
I'm already going to Paris
You are?
Next week
Great
Perfect
That's what I wanted to hear.
You are gonna learn so much
Your are gonna meet so many interesting people
If you are running into Gerard Depardieu Tell him that I loved him in Green Card
Why do you make it so hard for me to hate you?
隐士简评:相差12岁的男女之间会说点啥呢,从上面这些话来看,倒是16岁的小姑娘更成熟,28岁的大龄男青年反而显得晚熟。
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